Introduction of What I Can Help

Hey guys im new here ... um ... if u need anything ummmm any programs/softwares/games/etc... i can crack it .. give it to you for free ... um ... even like new things such as Bad Company 2 ... or expensive softwares such as Sony Vegas Pro 9/ or Adobe after effects CS4 or photoshop ... or anything you want ... just tell me .. and ill ... post whatever you want ... and thx :)